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Ode to Robin

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Ode to Robin

A poem by Elvis sold for $20k.
As I awoke this morning when all sweet things are born, a robin perched on my window sill to greet the coming dawn. He sang his sweet song so sweetly and paused for a moment's lull; I gently raised the window and crushed his f*cking skull.
It was titled "Ode to Robin" and was his answering machine message.  Which you have to appreciate, cause I mean wtf did an answering machine look like in the 60s/70s.  Was it a big reel to reel tape action, or was it some dude names Stew, who had a mustache and a cleft lip.
Either way, this poem is worth $20k.