I Like Cocaine

The good old days

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The good old days

This harkens back to the days where apparently you could just do shit right out in the open, it's like it was yesterday, well if you woke up yesterday in Peru.

Coked up Sharks aka Sharkleberry Fin

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Coked up Sharks

I mean really, is the best place to smuggle cocaine inside Sharks?  They should have put it inside tontons, I hear that in the inside they smell terrible.  Don't believe me ask my buddy Skywalker.

Also the Mexican Navy found the coked up sharks in a meth lab.  Which really makes sense, only someone on glass could come up with such a brilliant plan.

Actually it may have been just an aborted attempt to recreate Sharkleberry Fin KOOL-AID, I mean I was addicted to the stuff as a child.

Kokaine

Found at the Guardian

Amy Winehouse takes a bump on stage.

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The girl has a nose for snorting.  I am pretty sure she could gather enough force with that nose to nasaly inhale a Great White, not the fish, the 80s hair-metal band.

Richard Gasquet "accidently" does coke

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Richard Gasquet "accidently" does coke

22 year old Gasquet who was ranked 7th two years ago claims he had his drink spiked with coke while partying in a Miami club.
They say he only had 150 nanograms in his system.  Which has to be the smallest baggy on the planet.
Who hasn't accidently blown a Gasquet.
Via radio france internationale

Maybe it is a drug war.

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Maybe it is a drug war.

My brother always said it was World War 3 if you ever had to fight with submarines.  Because the last time subs fought each other was in WWII.  Well it appears that coke smugglers have upped the ante and it is all out war in drugs.

At first American authorities greeted rumors of coke laden submarines with laughter, and stinkfingers in eachothers faces.  Well laugh at this bitches, 6.5 tons of cocaine in a vessell so engorged with seamen and coke it would make Linda Lovelace blush.

 

via Washington Post

Johnny Rotten is a dick.

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This truely shows the preservative qualities of peruvian pixie dust.  Its amazing to see how burnt out this sonofabitch was in 1980, and yet he still is around to annoy people to this day. 

 Part 2 After the Jump

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